Negativity can be fun, at least it’ll be the most fun competitive players can have with some of these cards. Gun to your head, what is the worst card you can think of? If you want, categorize them by type and side, but that isn’t a requirement.
Program: Aurora
It was a toss up between gingerbread and leviathan for me, but I like those cards art enough, and little engine is out, and godforbid tracer ice gets big. Spiderweb anyone? Aurora for the lose.
Hardware: Capstone.
We have a reason to keep dead draws because of Faust, it’s really hard to justify Capstone. Window and record reconstructor are close, but window can salvage will of the wisp attacks and Mr. Li fails.
Resource: Tallie Perrault
I actually read strange flesh, so Tallie being a totally underwhelming card makes me sad. I could have given the slops to starlight or sacrificial clone, but at least those have combos with cards that don’t already make me sad when I sit across from them. (cough cough hacking phlegm cough VALENCIA cough) And that one sucks too.
Event: Exploratory Romp
I’ve been looking up the list of events to narrow down the worst card for each type. Not with events. Not when this card exists. Paper tripping is bad, but at least that might see some play soon. Maybe. This card combos with analog dreamers. Whatever game…
Asset: Net Police
It’s either this or student loans, and while both can be pretty fun if you have 3 of them on the board (and you’re facing an opponent that makes the cards worth playing with the most perfect board state ever) Net Police it’s cheaper to trash, therefore it’s worse. The flavor text is way better though.
Agenda: Helium-3 Deposit
Hands down, way worse than my runner-ups Market Research and Project Wotan. NEXT!
Upgrade: Neo tokyo grid
It was either this, Midori, or Tyr’s Hand. Midori can stop parasite stuff, and maybe you can make Faust discard an extra card in this day and age, breaking with clicks notwithstanding. Useless, narrow, Tokyo Grid.
Operation: definitely Cyberdex Trial
Another obvious quick one, it’s like noise really pissed someone off. Then he came to life, threatened the designers family, pets, and genitals with death, so they came out with this card instead. Freelancer got lucky cause I’ve heard people have actually played that card.
Disregard all this, it’s hellion alpha test.
Disregard that, it’s definitely cyberdex trial, you can use hellion, sunset, and even restoring face as a way to boost your deck, cyberdex trial just lets you maybe tech against viruses.
Ice: Zed 1.0.
A 10 strength mythic Zed would do about as much as he does right now. Done. Mic DROPPED