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To Jackson Howard

In a rare moment of creativity my brain unloaded this unto the world, thought I’d share:

Shall I compare thee to a bi’roids grin?
Thou art more useful and illuminate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of Jin,
And Weyland’s lease hath all too short a fate.

Sometime too hot the eye of maker sweeps,
But often is his wild Indexing appeased;
And every Crim from time to time plays cheap,
By chance, or Noise’s trashing course, unleashed;

But thy eternal awesome shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that draw thou ow’st,
Nor shall discard brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines our R&D shall grow’st.

So long as hacks can run and cards get drawn
So long I play thee and see a new dawn


Way to keep it classy, bro :smile:

Now can we start the A:NR Haiku Project, where every card gets its own haiku?

  1. These Snares cost so much!
  2. I’m broke… But what look what I drew:
  3. Beanstalk Royalties

So, my HBST tarpit just ate 8 account siphons and still won. Jackson Howard is an absolute beast. I’m composing a ode right now in his name. 8. Fucking. Account Siphons. Dude had 2x LALA + 3x Same Old Thing + 3x Account Siphon.

It’s to the point where I’m having trouble winning as anyone other than my “competitive” criminal builds vs a corp with Jackson. Insane power.