What is the worst card in the game?!

I don’t think you can choose to not break it once you’ve encountered the ice:

Example: The Corporation plays an Oversight AI and rezzes a Woodcutter. The Runner encounters the Woodcutter while it has zero subroutines. The Runner is considered to have broken all the subroutines on the Woodcutter, and the ice is trashed.
(FAQ, p. 2)

Since it doesn’t say that you have a choice, then I guess you don’t. But, it’s not usually a big deal because, you can jack out after the first piece and only go down one hand size. But, then that’s where Whirlpool comes in.

I mean, woodcutter isn’t that bad if you can get it to do something when you rez it, as long as it doesn’t get parasited immediately. I like adding a bunch of tokens on it with tennin, then seeing how many faeries/deus x the runner has. I obviously hate switchblade

Nope. If there were a card that triggers whenever the runner doesn’t break any subroutines, it would also fire. In this case both of these conditions are true:

The runner breaks all (0) subroutines
The runner does not break any of the (0) subroutines

Hey, that would be an interesting card for criminal, the card that combos with not breaking subs. Whatever it does, I’m in.

OK, that makes sense. But the point of Valley Grid is to keep the runner out, not to flatline them, since you have to actually rez it early and then they see they can’t get in (unless you’re playing Whirlpool) so you may as well use ice with ETR subroutines so they can do something other than make the valley grid server and in some cases will be cheaper than salvage / woodcutter.

I want to make jank. I want this jank to involve shipment from mirrormorph, dedicated technician team and salvage/woodcutter and lots of cheap etr. How bad could this be?

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Here’s your baseline

So I think I’d put vanity project and global food in there with the future perfect, just to make room for more ice, add draw cards like anonymous tip, hope people really like fis, and have a way to quickly construct a 4-5 ice server(cause parasite and femme) didn’t think of biotech, but what a great idea

Don’t forget Marcus Batty and Gyri Labyrinth, makes it much easier to get them down to 1 hand size! I actually took a Biotech deck based around this idea to a BABW event recently as I’d already qualified for the final and wanted to bring the jank. Pulled off a double Marcus firing Labyrinth sub into ID flip for the kill in one round, and was a psi-game away from a flatline a couple more times.

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This is likely a good idea, whereas I had a terrible one, good show.

I was thinking about Test Ground and It can be also used for making early Draco more useful later in the game (well, if they don’t run D4v1d, right? Or Femme). Also Elizabeth Mills?:slight_smile:

And Haas Arcology AI. Chimera. Spark agency. Launch campaign, Adonis, surfer defense, cutlery defense, it’s far from the worst

Does derezzing and then rezzing a card get around the “use once per turn” restriction?

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You beautiful bastard. It totally should, cards aren’t active unrezzed

Chill’s combo in the other thread implied it would. But I am not sure that cards in netrunner “forget” who they are just because they’re derezzed. I don’t even think that would work in Magic.

In magic if you flickered a card, it would be a new card, I think that’s a pretty close comparison.

What about Test Ground in Spark to re-rez all your advertisements?

You could also Test Ground your Ice Walls/Pups against Nasir. Take that, tier one!

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That’s a perfectly good use for test ground, hence why it is not the worst card in the game. I will make a spark agency mega ad blitz turtlebacks deck with test ground and lose games!

Did I say lose games? I clearly meant win.

Just for fun you should toss in a couple Data Mines, Tori Hanzo, and Defective Brainchips. Speed up that flatline for only 6c!

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