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Playing this tomorrow at a store tournament, it combines the well-known Snoop+Neural EMP combo with some never advance bullshit.

The snoops are there to help you know how much to trace for when you invasion of privacy, and make sure you get at least one token when you rez one.

Basically get a snoop and some bullshit then make them run it a bunch of times. Also bring a pair of binoculars and use them to stare your opponent down each time they run through snoop.

Next level mind games.

SnoopEmp - N/A
NBN: Making News (Core Set)

Agenda (11)
3x AstroScript Pilot Program (Core Set)
2x Breaking News (Core Set)
3x NAPD Contract (Double Time)
3x Project Beale (Future Proof)

Asset (8)
3x Jackson Howard (Opening Moves)
3x Melange Mining Corp. (Core Set)
2x Snare! (Core Set) ••••

Upgrade (3)
3x SanSan City Grid (Core Set)

Operation (11)
3x Hedge Fund (Core Set)
2x Invasion of Privacy (Opening Moves)
3x Neural EMP (Core Set) ••••• •
3x Sweeps Week (True Colors)

Barrier (5)

1x Eli 1.0 (Future Proof)
1x TMI (What Lies Ahead)
3x Wraparound (Fear and Loathing)

Code Gate (4)
3x Pop-up Window (Cyber Exodus)
1x RSVP (True Colors)

Sentry (7)
2x Caduceus (What Lies Ahead) ••••
2x DracĹŤ (What Lies Ahead)
3x Snoop (Mala Tempora)

15 influence spent (max 15)
20 agenda points (between 20 and 21)
49 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Double Time

FAQ:

Q: How do I rez all of this over-priced, ineffective ICE and still have money to pay for all of these shitty traces?

A: You are obviously just new to playing NBN, once you get better at the faction, you will learn to draw multiple sweeps weeks in the first few turns. Once you do that, your money problems will be solved.

Q: Snoop + Neural EMP isn’t really a combo, you know your opponent can just draw up to 4 every turn right?

A: Yes, but a good NBN player wouldn’t allow his opponent to draw cards.

Q: There is only 4 ICE in this deck that non-conditionally ends the run, how do I stop the runner from doing literally anything that they want any time they want to?

A: If you are having problems keeping the runner from attack ing you, you simply aren’t mind-gaming hard enough. Be sure to raise your eyebrow and ask: Are you sure you really want to do that? after everything the runner does.

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Here’s one for your FLGS “achievement points” league. All neutral Corp deck.

All neutral

Choose your favorite identity*

Agenda (10)
3x Corporate War (Future Proof)
2x Gila Hands Arcology (Creation and Control)
2x Priority Requisition (Core Set)
3x Private Security Force (Core Set)

Asset (6)
3x PAD Campaign (Core Set)
3x Private Contracts (Cyber Exodus)

Operation (11)
2x Bad Times i[/i]
1x Freelancer (Trace Amount)
3x Hedge Fund (Core Set)
2x Interns (Mala Tempora)
3x Restructure (Second Thoughts)

Barrier (5)
1x Bastion (Creation and Control)
3x Galahad i[/i]. •••.
1x Wall of Static (Core Set)

Code Gate (4)
1x Enigma (Core Set)
3x Quandary (Double Time)

Sentry (9)
2x DracĹŤ (What Lies Ahead)
2x Grim (Opening Moves)
2x Guard (Honor and Profit)
3x Hunter (Core Set)

Other (4)
2x Chimera (Cyber Exodus)
2x Mother Goddess i[/i]

  • ID choice. This is the fun part, pick any! I originally built it with the GRNDL ID, which is my reason for not using NAPD Contracts. Perhaps Making News would work well, boosting the effectiveness of Hunter and Draco, and allowing one to replace the Corporate Wars with NAPD’s. After playing it once on OCTGN (I won, achievement point!!!) I might replace the some or all of the Private Contracts with Subliminal Messagings.

Obviously, only chance to win is as a gear check deck. Corporate Wars are actually fairly good for that since it allows you to keep up the scoring while the runner is desperately digging for the Corroder. Will of the Wisp might make this more viable. But for what purpose I don’t know! :smiley:

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something I’ve been toying with

Whizzard: Master Gamer (What Lies Ahead)

Event (12)
1x DĂ©jĂ  Vu (Core Set)
3x Easy Mark (Core Set) •••
3x Diesel (Core Set) ••••• •
3x Sure Gamble (Core Set)
2x Blackmail (Fear and Loathing)

Hardware (3)
3x Plascrete Carapace (What Lies Ahead)

Resource (18)
3x Armitage Codebusting (Core Set)
3x Liberated Account (Trace Amount)
3x Joshua B. (Cyber Exodus)
3x Data Leak Reversal (Future Proof)
3x Activist Support (True Colors)
3x Fall Guy (Double Time) •••

Icebreaker (3)
3x Knight (Mala Tempora)

Program (9)
3x Parasite (Core Set)
3x Crescentus (A Study in Static) •••
3x Lamprey (Upstalk)

15 influence spent (maximum 15)
45 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Upstalk

kinda weak to the new player 50 billion ice deck, but it has put up a fight in the 2 games I’ve played with it. -1 liberated -1 de ja +2 corroder might be an improvement

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William Cell

NEXT Design: Guarding the Net (Creation and Control)

Agenda (10)

Upgrade (1)

Operation (13)

Barrier (6)

Code Gate (9)

Sentry (9)

Other (1)

12 influence spent (max 12)
20 agenda points (between 20 and 21)
49 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Upstalk

Deck built on NetrunnerDB.

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Not so.

Your alternate win condition to gear check rush is Econ + Mega-DracĹŤ.

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Perhaps. That is what I was thinking in the one game I played. I had a ton of money (20+ credits) versus maybe 7 for the runner, so was thinking of rushing behind the Draco. However, even if Draco can’t be broken, the runner just goes in once, let’s you bump the trace way high, takes the tag, then runs again. I guess if you have PSF scored (I did) or a Bad Times in hand (I didn’t) it might not be a bad sacrifice to force the tag, if the runner wasn’t at game point (he was).

This makes me think that a cool idea for a new ICE might be a tracer that holds it’s trace strength for the whole turn.

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Power Shutdown all the things forever! Restructure the other things! Grind the game into a 3 hour stalemate until the Runner’s out of cards! Archer’s a new addition to go with the Domestic Sleepers. Likely a terrible idea and poor use of influence, but you said to post terrible decks! :smiley: I should probably add 1x Bifrost Array and 4 more cards.

This deck lives in constant terror of Mass Installation.

Rarely works, super bloody annoying when it does.

ID: Haas Bioroid: Engineering the Future [79 Cards]
Agendas: 15 [33 Points]
3 Domestic Sleepers
3 Executive Retreat
3 Priority Requisition
3 Project Vitruvius
3 Project Wotan
Assets: 12
3 Adonis Campaign
3 Eve Campaign
3 Jackson Howard ***
3 Melange Mining Corp
ICE: 28
-Barriers: 8
3 Eli 1.0 4STR
2 Heimdall 2.0 7STR
3 Next Silver 1STR
-Code Gates: 11
3 Enigma 2STR
2 Lotus Field **/4STR
3 Next Bronze 1-7STR
3 Viktor 2.0 5STR
-Sentries: 8
2 Archer ****/6STR
2 Guard 2STR
3 Ichi 2.0 5STR
3 Rototurret 0STR
-Untyped: 1
1 Mother Goddess 4STR
Operations: 21
3 Archived Memories
3 Hedge Fund
3 Interns
3 Power Shutdown ***** *
3 Reclamation Order
3 Restructure
3 Subliminal Messaging
Upgrades: 3
3 Ash 2X3ZB9CY

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Spags, your deck actually looks like a pretty good one. In fact I think I played against it the other night with my (dumb) Nasir deck. I love the Domestic Sleepers/Archer combo.

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Every time I play Kit I feel relieved that I don’t have to worry about Account Siphon. So naturally I tried building a Kit-Siphon deck:

Rielle “Kit” Peddler: Transhuman (Creation and Control)

Event (28)
1x Account Siphon (Core Set) ••••
3x Diesel (Core Set)
3x Dirty Laundry (Creation and Control)
3x Indexing (Future Proof)
3x Kraken (Humanity’s Shadow)
3x Notoriety (Trace Amount)
3x Planned Assault (Honor and Profit) ••••• •
3x Sure Gamble (Core Set)
3x The Maker’s Eye (Core Set)
3x Tinkering (Core Set)

Hardware (3)
3x R&D Interface (Future Proof)

Resource (3)
3x Same Old Thing (Creation and Control)

Icebreaker (8)
1x Atman (Creation and Control)
3x Cyber-Cypher (Creation and Control)
1x Deus X (A Study in Static)
1x Inti (Creation and Control)
1x Sharpshooter (True Colors)
1x ZU.13 Key Master (What Lies Ahead)

Program (3)
3x Self-modifying Code (Creation and Control)

10 influence spent (max 10)
45 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Honor and Profit

It definitely belongs in this thread!

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I said terrible decks!

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Wasn’t that supposed to be “The Professor”? :stuck_out_tongue:

edit: my post needed more terrible deck in it. So, here goes:

Credit Denial Nisei

Nisei Division: The Next Generation (Honor and Profit)

Agenda (9)

Asset (3)

Upgrade (3)

Operation (12)

Barrier (6)

Code Gate (7)

  • 2x Enigma (Core Set)
  • 3x Inazuma (Honor and Profit)
  • 2x RSVP (True Colors) ••••

Sentry (9)

15 influence spent (max 15)
21 agenda points (between 20 and 21)
49 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Honor and Profit

Deck built on NetrunnerDB.

(no idea what I was thinking when I built that)

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Speaking of Professor and terrible decks, I attempted parasite recursion the professor, and it wasn’t good enough to post in this thread.

“(no idea what I was thinking when I built that)”

I will guess that you were thinking: “I REALLY want to play snowflake, and all of my Jacksons are in other decks”

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It’s better out of ETF.

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You still have other ice on that server, presumably already rezzed.

You shouldn’t need to spend all 20 credits on Dracō to keep them out of a remote a couple times.

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No (though obviously you definitely feel that way against The Professor) - you don’t need to worry about Siphon when playing against Kit because nobody plays Siphon in Kit (because it makes no sense to do so).

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Why not?

5/3 FA

Tennin Institute: The Secrets Within (Honor and Profit)

Agenda (9)
3x Clone Retirement (Second Thoughts)
3x Priority Requisition (Core Set)
3x The Future Perfect (Honor and Profit)

Asset (6)
3x Jackson Howard (Opening Moves) •••
3x Mental Health Clinic (Honor and Profit)

Operation (18)
3x Accelerated Diagnostics (Mala Tempora) •••
3x Hedge Fund (Core Set)
3x Precognition (Core Set)
3x Shipment from SanSan (Second Thoughts) •••
3x Subliminal Messaging (Fear and Loathing)
3x Trick of Light (Trace Amount)

Barrier (6)
3x Himitsu-Bako (Opening Moves)
3x Ice Wall (Core Set) •••

Code Gate (4)
2x Enigma (Core Set)
2x Yagura (Fear and Loathing)

Sentry (5)
2x Pup (Honor and Profit)
3x Shadow (Core Set) •••

15 influence spent (max 15)
21 agenda points (between 20 and 21)
48 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Honor and Profit

Deck built on http://netrunnerdb.com.

The plan here is to have a 5/3 and a Precog in hand. First click you Precog to make sure you have the combo on top. Second click you install the 5/3. Third click you play Accelerated Diagnostics, looking for either 3 of Shipment from SanSan or Trick of Light OR a Subliminal (which gains you a click!) and two of Shipment from SanSan or Trick of Light.

No idea how reliably it will go off, but eh. Maybe it’ll work once in a blue moon?

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Data Leak Stirling

Iain Stirling: Retired Spook (Honor and Profit)

Event (15)

Hardware (2)

  • 2x Logos (Honor and Profit)

Resource (22)

Icebreaker (4)

Program (2)

10 influence spent (max 10)   
45 cards (min 45)  
Cards up to Honor and Profit

Deck built on NetrunnerDB.

calimsha> guess this deck work
chill84> guess you are a piece of shit
calimsha> well :slight_smile:
calimsha> thx

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Oh, I took one of those to the Melbourne Regionals: Milldromeda and Custom Biotics Power Shutdown « Running With Scissors

It was awful. The one time it worked I felt really bad.

@Calimsha: I’ve got a data leak deck that’s not actually going too badly. I posted it here but nobody said much about it. It’s also in the wordpress link above.

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Average Kate

Kate “Mac” McCaffrey: Digital Tinker (Core Set)

Event (19)

  • 2x Diesel (Core Set)
  • 3x Dirty Laundry (Creation and Control)
  • 2x Indexing (Future Proof)
  • 1x Legwork (Honor and Profit) ••
  • 1x Levy AR Lab Access (Creation and Control)
  • 1x Lucky Find (Double Time) ••
  • 1x Modded (Core Set)
  • 1x Quality Time (Humanity’s Shadow)
  • 1x Scavenge (Creation and Control)
  • 3x Sure Gamble (Core Set)
  • 2x Test Run (Cyber Exodus)
  • 1x The Maker’s Eye (Core Set)

Hardware (10)

  • 1x Akamatsu Mem Chip (Core Set)
  • 3x Clone Chip (Creation and Control)
  • 1x Desperado (Core Set) •••
  • 1x Dinosaurus (Cyber Exodus)
  • 1x Plascrete Carapace (What Lies Ahead)
  • 2x Prepaid VoicePAD (Second Thoughts)
  • 1x R&D Interface (Future Proof)

Resource (5)

  • 1x Daily Casts (Creation and Control)
  • 1x Kati Jones (Humanity’s Shadow)
  • 1x Professional Contacts (Creation and Control)
  • 2x Same Old Thing (Creation and Control)

Icebreaker (5)

  • 1x Atman (Creation and Control)
  • 1x Corroder (Core Set) ••
  • 1x Deus X (A Study in Static)
  • 1x Femme Fatale (Core Set) •
  • 1x Sharpshooter (True Colors)

Program (6)

  • 2x Datasucker (Core Set) ••
  • 1x Parasite (Core Set) ••
  • 3x Self-modifying Code (Creation and Control)

14 influence spent (max 15)
45 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Honor and Profit

(I aggregated all of the H&P-era regional-winning Kate decklists together. The Andromeda equivalent is way more reasonable.)

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The two different consoles (one of each) without Aesop’s are an especially nice touch :smiley: