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Haarpsichord Studios: Entertainment Unleashed (Old Hollywood)

Agenda (17)

Asset (7)

Upgrade (1)

Operation (24)

15 influence spent (max 15)
20 agenda points (between 20 and 21)
49 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Data and Destiny

Deck built on NetrunnerDB.

I mean its 90% standard haarp butcher that did well in the invitational but then no ice or astroscripts.

Not good, but it’s very fun to ruin Faust players with Chum -> Swordsman.

Nisei Division: The Next Generation

Agenda (10)
3x Clone Retirement
3x Nisei MK II
1x Philotic Entanglement
3x The Future Perfect

Asset (6)
3x Jackson Howard •••
3x Launch Campaign

Upgrade (6)
3x Caprice Nisei
3x Marcus Batty

Operation (9)
3x Celebrity Gift
3x Hedge Fund
3x Power Shutdown ••••• •

Barrier (4)
1x Himitsu-Bako
3x Snowflake

Code Gate (6)
3x Chum
3x Enigma

Sentry (8)
3x Archer ••••• •
3x Cortex Lock
2x Swordsman

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Terrible Glacier, can’t seem to keep the Runner out, especially if they have Faust.

6/7 Can’t Deckbuild to Save my Life

Harmony Medtech: Biomedical Pioneer

Agenda (6)
3x Global Food Initiative •••
3x The Future Perfect

Asset (10)
3x Jackson Howard •••
3x Melange Mining Corp.
2x Project Junebug
2x Shi.Kyū

Upgrade (4)
1x Ash 2X3ZB9CY ••
3x Caprice Nisei

Operation (9)
3x Celebrity Gift
3x Hedge Fund
3x Restructure

Barrier (5)
3x Himitsu-Bako
2x Wall of Thorns

Code Gate (4)
1x Crick
2x Enigma
1x Tollbooth ••

Sentry (6)
1x Assassin
1x Cortex Lock
1x Ichi 1.0 ••
1x Komainu
1x Swordsman
1x Tsurugi

12 influence spent (max 12)
18 agenda points (between 18 and 19)
44 cards (min 40)
Cards up to Data and Destiny

Deck built on http://netrunnerdb.com.

Click Bait

Returning to deckbuilding after some time away, I outdid myself with the badness of this deck. Not only is the kill plan an unlikely fantasy, and the ice suite totally unprepared for something as simple as SMC, but even the description is terrible with run on sentences like this one.


Rushrushrush

You are usually on The Brewery, allowing you to kill a runner with Biotic Labor + Punitive Counterstrike if they steal a Vanity Project. Though the runner ought to be careful in general around this deck with the threats of Neural EMP and Project Junebug alongside the aforementioned combo pieces, which is what you want so that you can just Fast Track out your agendas and score them behind some binary ice or fast advance them with Biotic Labor.

Jinteki Biotech: Life Imagined

Agenda (8)
2x Braintrust
2x Clone Retirement
1x Philotic Entanglement
3x Vanity Project •••

Asset (3)
2x Project Junebug
1x Private Contracts

Operation (22)
2x Biotic Labor ••••• •••
3x Neural EMP
3x Hedge Fund
3x Celebrity Gift
3x Restructure
2x Punitive Counterstrike ••••
3x Mushin No Shin
3x Fast Track

Barrier (3)
3x Himitsu-Bako

Code Gate (5)
3x Quandary
2x Lotus Field

Sentry (5)
3x Swordsman
2x Guard

ICE (3)
3x Chimera

Wow…

Eyes are bleeding there.

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I’ve been playing a deck a lot like this. Turntable makes it significantly worse than your average weak deck, it makes it actively one of the worst possible strategies in netrunner right now. And there is a lot of turntable around.

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I tried to make a deck where you play everything face up and win through the magical power of money. It didn’t work.
(Spiderweb should probably be woodcutter for maximum synergy, though the dedications are mainly there for the 5 point combo.)

Weyland: Building a Better World

Agenda (9)

3x Hollywood Renovation
3x Oaktown Renovation
3x Project Atlas

Asset (3)

3x Jackson Howard •••

Upgrade (3)

3x Amazon Industrial Zone

Operation (19)

3x Beanstalk Royalties
3x Blue Level Clearance ••••• •
3x Dedication Ceremony
1x Fast Track
3x Green Level Clearance •••
3x Hedge Fund
3x Restructure

Barrier (12)

3x Changeling
3x Hadrian’s Wall
3x Hive
3x Spiderweb

Code Gate (3)

3x Lotus Field •••

Some collateral damage of Faust’s dominance: decks that rely on ice with the Trap subtype

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Walmart - always low prices

The Foundry: Refining the Process (The Spaces Between)

Agenda (10)
3x Accelerated Beta Test (Core Set)
1x Advanced Concept Hopper (Kala Ghoda)
3x Global Food Initiative (Data and Destiny) [color=#708090]•••[/color]
3x Project Vitruvius (Cyber Exodus)

Asset (15)
3x Adonis Campaign (Core Set)
3x Eve Campaign (Humanity’s Shadow)
3x Executive Boot Camp (All That Remains) [color=#006400]•••[/color]
3x Jackson Howard (Opening Moves) [color=#FF8C00]•••[/color]
3x Museum of History (Kala Ghoda) [color=#708090]••••• •[/color]

Upgrade (6)
3x Ash 2X3ZB9CY (What Lies Ahead)
2x Breaker Bay Grid (Breaker Bay)
1x Marcus Batty (The Underway) [color=#DC143C]•••[/color]

Operation (5)
1x Biotic Labor (Core Set)
1x Enhanced Login Protocol (The Spaces Between)
3x Hedge Fund (Core Set)

Barrier (6)
3x Eli 1.0 (Future Proof) [color=#8A2BE2]☆☆☆[/color]
3x NEXT Silver i[/i]

Code Gate (6)
3x NEXT Bronze (Opening Moves)
3x Turing (Breaker Bay)

Sentry (5)
2x Ichi 1.0 (Core Set)
3x NEXT Gold (The Valley)

Other (1)
1x Mother Goddess i[/i]
12 influence spent (max 15-3☆=12)
23 agenda points (between 22 and 23)
54 cards (min 45)

Basically, the goal of this deck is to get every piece of NEXT ICE installed and rezzed, and use museums to slow the game down or recover from ICE destruction. The synergy between the ID, Museum and EBC enables some pretty hilarious combos: the turn after a runner parasited a NEXT Silver, I used Museum to shuffle it back into my deck, EBC to rez a NEXT Silver that was already installed, and my ID to add the trashed copy back to HQ.

The reason I’m posting the deck here is because it is simply too slow to play. Searching and shuffling R&D every turn had me wishing for an automated card shuffler. Of the 10 or so tournament matches I’ve played, half have gone to time.

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I am addicted to rush decks

Jinteki Biotech: Life Imagined (The Valley)

Agenda (8)

Asset (6)

Upgrade (7)

Operation (13)

Barrier (3)

Code Gate (6)

Sentry (6)

Now you might ask, “what if you play something other than AI-based Anarch?” Well, there’s a simple answer to that ques- oh hey look over there! *runs away*

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Kate “Mac” McCaffrey: Digital Tinker (Core Set)

Event (13)

Hardware (12)

Resource (11)

Icebreaker (4)

Program (5)

Use The Helpful AI to power up Yog to Indexing through Fairchild 3.0!

The discourse clicked count is a testament to the power of The Helpful AI to confuse and surprise :stuck_out_tongue:

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I might as well face it, I’m addicted to rush

NEXT Design: Guarding the Net (Creation and Control)

Agenda (13)

Operation (12)

Barrier (6)

Code Gate (9)

Sentry (9)

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I always get excited when I see you’ve posted a new deck. I too am a Rush fanatic. This is a very reasonable NEXT list. Has Swordsman been worthwhile? One thing I find playing Rush is that it’s tough to beat Blackmail spam. I tend to include AggSecs for this reason. Perhaps it hasn’t been an issue for you.

In decks that lean so heavily on SfSS, I also occasionally like a singleton Archived Memories or Rec Order to get back those key cards. Especially useful since you’re not on Jackson :wink: It can also help to get back NEXT pieces from all that fun ICE destruction going on. Maybe -1 Subliminal to fit it in, since I love Lateral and I think Sublim is the weaker card overall.

Overall, it seems like a very reasonable list, meta considering.

Schehexually Transmitted Diseases v3.15

Noise: Hacker Extraordinaire

Event (5)
3x Déjà Vu
2x I’ve Had Worse

Hardware (2)
1x Chop Bot 3000
1x Cyberfeeder

Resource (14)
2x Adjusted Chronotype
2x Aesop’s Pawnshop ●●●●
1x Hades Shard ●
2x Spoilers
3x Technical Writer
1x Utopia Shard ●
3x Wyldside ★★★

Icebreaker (1)
1x Darwin

Program (23)
3x Cache ●●●
2x Clot
3x Datasucker
3x Gorman Drip v1 ●●●
1x Incubator
3x Ixodidae
3x Lamprey
2x Scheherazade
3x Trope

12 influence spent (max 15-3★=12, available 0)
45 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Data and Destiny

Deck built on https://netrunnerdb.com.

Swordman is your only hope against Faust. It can also be good vs Atman and Eater. 1-2 AggSec would be reasonable here. Blackmail is always an issue - if you’re playing against Val then you should fire every ABT (and if you score an Efficiency Committee, save your shipments for ABT). Although the deck is weak enough that you should probably be firing every ABT anyway (except maybe against Leela).

@Saan
I know there are 3 Efficiency Committee and 3 Sfss, but the deck really lives or dies on scoring agendas in the remote. I think it’s pretty rare that an AM on Sfss would swing the game in your favor. That said I think dropping a Sublim for an AM would be fine, especially given the extra ABT safety.

Maybe Gravedigger is good?

My Boy Builds Coffins

Whizzard: Master Gamer

Event (14)
3x Career Fair ●●●
3x I’ve Had Worse
3x Inject
1x Knifed
1x Spooned
3x Sure Gamble

Hardware (3)
3x Grimoire

Resource (10)
3x Daily Casts
2x Earthrise Hotel
3x Liberated Account
2x Temüjin Contract ★★ ●●●●

Icebreaker (7)
2x Black Orchestra
3x Mimic
2x Paperclip

Program (11)
3x D4v1d ★★★
2x Datasucker
3x Gravedigger
3x Parasite ★★★

15 influence spent (max 15, available 0)
45 cards (min 45)
Cards up to Escalation

Answer: no it isn’t